Hefty Clefty Makes Toast

Hefty Clefty: Wow, I can't believe my new apartmsnt came with all this new food, and toast already in the toaster!

*sounds of burglars sneaking out*

Hefty Clefty Noms On Chef Boyardee

Hefty Clefty: This tastes like metal. I want my money back.

Me: Hey, Hefty Clefty, remember that machiney thingy I gave you? It's called a can-opener, remember? Do you know what it's used for?

Mickey shirt: I miss the washing machine.

Hefty Clefty Gets a New Suit

Hefty Clefty: I look spiffy.

Attractive.... it compliments his skin.(: